EXPERTS WORK ROUND THE CLOCK TO UPGRADE
CORPORATION- Somewhere in CT, 1/12/2007
war in Iraq,
Homeland Security, the trade deficit, abortion, gay marriage, gas
prices, rising crime rates, The VTC’s Web Site. These are some of
the most talked about topics in the turbulent, uncertain times we live
in. At every water cooler in every office all across America
one of the main question on everyone’s minds has been this: When
will the VTC update their damn site! Yes we realize the site has not
been changed at all since March of 2005. But we have not been ignoring you;
rather we’ve been working behind the scenes on upgrading our vast
enterprise to help serve you better. In fact we just recently upgraded
to a Zeon processor based server. Uh… I mean servers that
is uhh room of servers! Yeah that’s it! And besides we were really busy this year, we were gonna
update but it just slipped our minds, that’s all… we had a
dentists appointment we couldn’t back out of… I didn’t
get the memo to do it until it was too late… my grandpa got his
arm caught in the microwave… uh…. uh….. ummm… our
site designer dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of
Penguins! I swear! I was driving and my friend opened an umbrella in
the back seat, hitting me in the back of the head with it. This shocked
me so much I drove off the road and hit a tree, and I just got out of
the hospital today. I’m lucky I’m alive! -The server room
was filled with rabid dogs and we had to call the army! YOU GOTTA
BELIVE ME I SWEAR IT’S ALL TRUE!.............
CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!...W-W-WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
One of our offices
nationwide. This newly renovated one is in the pristine city of Detroit, Michigan.
The 1.25 million square foot Vintage Technology Center
was constructed in 1989
View of our Headquarters in Trumbull, Connecticut.
It’s one of the few manmade structures visible from outer space.
Yeah, trust me… It’s massive.
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Dennis' Better Site This part of the
site was done for an HTML class at Porter & Chester
Institute, the biggest dump in New England!
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